Falling Down on New Jersey
Words by Mitchell Burnside Clapp
TTTO Rolling Down to Old Maui

It’s a damn tough life, far from home and wife That we astronauts undergo And we don’t much care when the missions done How far the ship did go But you’ll be sad to learn the de-orbit burn Won’t be made for our tanks are empty And the fuel lines torn so you’d better warn All the folks in New Jersey Chorus: Falling down on New Jersey, me boys Falling down on New Jersy We thought it wise We apologize to the folks in New Jersey Well it’s widely known that a ship alone Would be burned up and destroyed But the ship and crew, we brought with us too An eleven mile asteroid So when you go warnin’ all the folks in Ohbogan And the Prophs and Princeton too We’ll divulge the fact that the rocks impact Will be at 7:32 Chorus Well now why the shock? Hell, it’s just a rock Are we just alarmist fools? But it has, you see, potential energy Of roughly ten to the nineteenth joules With the rocks advance there is Buckley’s chance That the garden state will be spared. And soon we’ll show If you didn’t know, that E is MC squared Chorus We’ll strike a spark that’ll toast New Ark And we’ll flatten Perthen Bay Well it won’t be pretty in Atlantic city You should shade your eyes in Troy Even so and yet we have one regret that we haven’t the delta V To send it forth, just a few miles north To land smack on NYC Chorus x2