Devil-Devil Words and music by Leslie FishI’m a politician. I bully, lie and rob. I’ve gotta get a devil if I wanna keep my job. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! It used to be so easy. I used to get so rich, Grabbing votes and money every time I burned a witch. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! Came the Revolution. It slowed me down a while. That Bill of Rights and Constitution really cramp my style. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. It’s so easy. I just stomp and yell about some devil gonna bring us hell. Get folks scared, make ‘em run and see. While they’re chasing after devils, they don’t look too close at me! Then I picked on comics, rock and roll, and Reds. I got a lot of goodies poking underneath the beds. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! As long as there were commies, I was really doing swell. Then along came Gorbachev and blew that game to hell. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! Now there’s War on Drugs. I’m really riding high At last I’ve got a devil that I hope will never die. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! A real good devil can make me king, Get folks to give me damn near anything. Kiss your money and your rights goodbye. I’ll call you the devil if you dare to ask me why. I’m not scared of voters. They’re stupider than slugs. They’ll let me gut the Constitution if I holler “Drugs!” I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. Keep my job! I’ll lock up your computers, take away your guns, Keep you scared and stupid so I’ll always ride your buns. I need a devil. How, who. Who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil if I wanna keep my job. So gimme all your money. Gimme all your votes, As long as I can scare you blind I’ve got you by the scrotes! I need a devil. Who, who, who? I need a devil. Maybe you! ‘Cause I gotta have a devil-devil, always need a devil-devil, Scare you blind with devil-devil, and I’ll always keep my job! Hey-hey-hey!