Corporate Pride Month
Words by Zion Valencic © Feb 2024
TTTO National Brotherhood Week by Tom Lehrer

Oh the straight folk, fear the gay folk, And the cis folk, fear the trans folk, To fear those who are different, Is what Christian Nationalists do. But during Corporate Rainbow Month, Corporate Rainbow Month, Target corps recognize that some queer people have money too. So have some rainbow cups, T-shirts with rainbow pups, As long as you don’t wear them in our schools. Oh the Trumpers, hate the leftists And the Leftists, hate the Trumpers. They use queer folk as their pawn folk, Sacrificed in their games of pow’r. But during Corporate Rainbow Month, Corporate Rainbow Month, Tucking suits and pronoun pins can be found hanging on the racks, now Threaten to bomb a place, If it sells queer things in its space, We’ve got to fight to get our straight places back. Oh the Christians hate the queer folk, And the queer folk hate the Christians, If you’re a Christian and a queer folk, Then everybody hates you. But during Corporate Rainbow Month, Corporate Rainbow Month, It’s corporate fake-morals-to-make-more-money-now Month Sell merch to People who just want the same rights as you, It’s only for a month, so cash in now, Before Republicans ban this cash cow.