Corduroy Ninja Words and music by Alyssa Yeager © 2018Corduroy NinjaG F G Wears a suit made of corduroyG F G Can’t sneak up on anyoneG F G So he’s a sad ninjaG F G (2 bars 8th notes on G) Corduroy NinjaG F G Had a fight with his masterG F G Refuses to wear something elseG F G Cuz he’s a stubborn ninjaG D G G D Em He says “My mama made this suit for me” C D G And she knows I’m gonna make her proud one day G D Em So I’m not gonna switch to cotton or silk C D G I can’t afford them anyway Corduroy NinjaG F G Trains every day and nightG F G Gives 110%G F G And almost, almost gets it rightG F G Corduroy NinjaG F G Practices his stealthy movesG F G Master just shakes his headG F G Doesn’t know what else to doG D G G D Em He can tip on his toes or crouch down real low C D G No matter if he moves swift or slow G D Em Corduroy’s more obstinate than anything C D G And that suit’s got a song of its own to sing It goes: Em Em Swish, swish, swish swish Em D It goes swish, swish, swish swish swish Em Em It goes swish, swish, swish swish Bm F Em It goes swish, swish, swish. (X2) end on Em, 2 bars 8ths notes on Em, 2 bars on G Corduroy NinjaG F G Won’t quit just cuz something’s hardG F G Travels all around the worldG F G Asking masters near and farG F G Someone’s got to know the wayG F G To sneak around in corduroyG F G He will find that wise manG F G And his secret he’ll employG D G G D Em He can tip on his toes or crouch down real low C D G No matter if he moves swift or slow G D Em Corduroy’s more obstinate than anything C D G And that suit’s got a song of its own to sing It goes: Em Em Swish, swish, swish swish Em D It goes swish, swish, swish swish swish Em Em It goes swish, swish, swish swish Bm F Em It goes swish, swish, swish.(X2) Corduroy NinjaG F G Found a master with finesseG F G She said we can make this workG F G Look at how I always dressG F G Bubblewrap NinjaG F G Wears a suit made of bubblewrapG F G She’ll sneak up on anyoneG F G And she says that it’s a snapG D G (G-D-Em, C-D-G)x2 She says: “My mama made this suit for me” And she knew that I’d make her proud one day You must’ve been rich to have corduroy And you’ll be a great ninja anyway (G-D-Em, C-D-G)x2 We can tip on our toes or crouch down real low No matter if we move swift or slow Corduroy and bubblewrap won’t hold us down I’ll teach you how to move without a sound We’ll go: (x3) We’ll go:Bm F E