I'm a computer wizard
My appetites would fill your heart with dread.
I practice cybernetic necromancy--
I resurrect computers from the dead.
I haunt the shops and all computer auctions
Looking for components that are right.
Then I haul them off to my laboratory
Where I practice arcane sciences by night.
I'm a computer wizard
And late at night while you are safe in bed
I practice cybernetic necromancy--
I resurrect computers from the dead.
Now if you find you have a hardware problem,
That evil spirits haunt your circuitry,
Then call upon my service, I can help you
For a very minor modest fee.
Call on the computer wizard,
You'll know me for my reputation's spread.
I practice cybernetic necromancy
And I can raise your system from the dead.