Car Bible
Words and music by DG Fletcher © 2025-01-17

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What kinda car would Jesus drive
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Honda Accord 1249
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They all show up and he came with his own Accord.

What kinda car would Adam drive
Hiding from God with Eve at his side
Booking it on I80 in a bright green Nissan Leaf

What kinda car would Moses drive
Plymoth Fury 1955
Racing down the mountain 'cause it can't charge his tablet

What kinda car would Joshua drive
Salvage title Dodge Ram ride
Bunch of aftermarket subwoofers to conquer Jericho

What kinda car would David drive
Tiny lil Yaris 2 wheel drive
Beat Goliath's Hummer in Solomon's Michelangelo race

What kinda car would Elijah drive
After eating his Snickers Bar
BMW Chariot Roaster gifted him by god (he lit it on fire)

What kinda car would Lamoni drive
Volkswagen Jetta 2005
Called in at Orem with Ammon's weapons in tow.

AND NOAH DRIVES A BOAT



Tagged: cars, bible

((The Mormon-only verse that started the whole thing))
What kinda car would Lamoni drive <-- the actual customer that got this song started
Volkswagen Jetta 2005 <-- actually not that year but that rhymes
Called in at Orem with Ammon's weapons in tow. <-- Yes he called at Orem, no there's no Ammon