Bootstrap (FAWM 2026-4)
Words and music by Joe Ficklin
DCGD
They told me not to take it but the navigation showed
CDC
I could cut down half my travel time the way the starstream flowed
DCGD
But the path would take me outrim ‘cross a long-neglected arm
CGD
And if I went that way I'd come to harm
DCGD
I knew they meant to guide me down the old familiar way
CDC
Crossing half the galaxy and never go astray
DCGD
But this new path looked so tempting and I set the comp to go
CGD
In trouble once I felt the stardrive blow
CGDC
Now I'm stranded on this planet with no way to get a fix
GDCD
The technology is primitive little more than sticks and bricks
CGDCG
The natives here are curious and fairly quick to learn
DCD
I'll teach them what I need so they can help me return
DCGD
I came out of the stardrive with a system fairly near
CDC
Cut loose the rescue beacon though none close enough to hear
DCGD
Augured towards a planet in the hospitable zone
CGD
Realizing that I'd be on my own
DCGD
A thermal scan showed settlements along a delta beach
CDC
I left my craft beneath the waves and safely out of reach
DCGD
It took a couple days to learn their simple native tongue
CGD
As races go, theirs was pretty young
CGDC
Now I'm stranded on this planet with no way to get a fix
GDCD
The technology is primitive little more than sticks and bricks
CGDCG
The natives here are curious and fairly quick to learn
DCD
I'll teach them what I need so they can help me return
DCGD
I'd mapped the ore deposits with a survey from the sky
CDC
The natives proclaimed me a god because some saw me fly
DCGD
I taught them mining, smelting, more; it took a dozen years
CGD
Their weapons went from clubs to iron spears
DCGD
And medicine, the healing arts, agriculture, too
CDC
Never was a shortage when I taught them what to do
DCGD
A hundred years, their children born, grew old before my sight
CGD
Never did I once forget my plight
CGDC
Now I'm stranded on this planet with no way to get a fix
GDCD
The technology is primitive little more than sticks and bricks
CGDCG
The natives here are curious and fairly quick to learn
DCD
I'll teach them what I need so they can help me return
DCGD
Bronze and iron, government, politics and war
CDC
Upon the seas their transports moved, but still I needed more
DCGD
Uniting half this native world, a thousand years it took
CGD
My hand was everywhere I'd look
DCGD
Steam and industry came next, the factories made steel
CDC
I introduced technologies to make the senses reel
DCGD
They learned to fly, they learned to soar, they found the atom's fire
CGD
I was just a little short of my desire
CGDC
Now I'm stranded on this planet with no way to get a fix
GDCD
The technology is primitive little more than sticks and bricks
CGDCG
The natives here are curious and fairly quick to learn
DCD
I'll teach them what I need so they can help me return
DCGD
Microchips and nanotech, computers that could think
CDC
And interface my ancient ship in moments like a blink
DCGD
Soon they'd build the tools I need to build the tools I need
CGD
Getting out was getting up to speed
DCGD
Another hundred years or so, my work was finally done
CDC
My tech repair was finished and my craft was good to run
DCGD
I got back on the starstream path, my goal in sight at last
CGD
These natives beat me to it! How did they get so fast?
CGDC
Stranded on a planet where I met a backwards race
GDCD
Taught them what I knew and then they followed me to space
CGDCG
They were so very curious, so very quick to learn
DCD
I wonder what they meant "It's now OUR turn!"