Beam the Klingons on Down, Chief

Koloth the Klingon's a jerk, Kirk, Koloth the Klingon's a jerk When he says that your plan will not work, Kirk, and he walks away with that smirk D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down You were once dead as a rock, Spock, you were once dead as a rock So don't give us none of the schlock, Spock; emotionally you're still a rock D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down Listen to all of those groans, Bones, listen to all of those groans They're dying, but hey, they're just drones, Bones; besides which you can make clones D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down The engines are running too hot, Scott, the engines are running too hot You're givin' us "ahll thet they've ghot" Scott; but still the engines are hot D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down The rest of the bridge crew are keen, Gene, the rest of the bridge crew are keen And now that you're not on the scene, Gene, we'll write them some parts for the screen D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down Keep the reruns alive, guys, keep the reruns alive Or I'll switch and watch Babylon 5, guys; I need my fix to survive D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down D G A D Beam the Klingons on down, chief, beam the Klingons on down