Battle Hymn of Hastings
Words by Aelfwine Dunedain
TTTO Battle Hymn of the Republic by William Steffe

Mine eyes have seen the fury of the coming of the host They are trampling out the tribute From the farmers we love most They are coming here in boat loads From the nearby Norman coast And we ain't gonna take no more! CHORUS (after every verse): Gory, gory, what a hellva way to die Gory, gory, what a hellva way to die Gory, gory, what a hellva way to die And we ain't gonna take no more! We rushed down from the battle-bridge To make it to the field And there were William's forces With their nerves and hides all steeled And then his herald told us "You will die if you don't yield" And we laughed into his face We scaled the hill at Hastings And we all dug in real good When they rode up, we hewed 'em Like a loyal Saxon should The horses then fell in the trench The way we knew they would And they ain't gonna fight no more The horses broke upon our shields Like wind upon a wood It was quite clear to William That a charge would do no good So he thought that he would trick us Like a normal Norman hood. He called for a retreat. The Normans turned and scattered Just to try to get away So we all got up and chased them To be sure we won the day And then they turned around again And mowed us down like hay And we ain't gonna fight no more A lot of Saxon bodies lie a-moldering on the ground With just a few less Normans lying Scattered all around On Christmas Day 1066 The Bastard took the Crown But we'll be back some day. He took our lands, he took our goods And gave them to his friends He took our Saxon Common Law And turned it to his ends But we shall sure return one day And then we'll make amends Yes, we'll be back some day.