Bangladesh Words and music by Ian McConnell © 2026[Verse 1] Bm A G You never take me to Bangladesh Bm A G You never cook me sausage on an open flame Bm Never anoint me with oil A G Never write me a novel Em F#m Bm You never poison the mojitos of my enemies F# [Verse 2] Bm A G You never make me a marzipan Bm A G Never defend my honor in a holy war Bm You never treat me like Oprah A G Never go supernova Em F#m Bm You never Animorph transform into a cloud of bees [Outro] F# Em F#m It’s like you don’t care F# It’s like you don’t care Bm A G Bm A G Bm A#m