A Norse is a Norse
Words by Bill Laubenheimer, music by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans
TTTO Mr. Ed (theme song)

A Norse is a norse, of course, of course,
And no one sacks towns like a Norse, of course.
That is, of course, because the Norse
Is the famous Erik the Red.

Go right to the source, and find the Norse.
He's roaming the seas with his Viking force.
He's always following Odin's course,
Watch for Erik the Red.

Vandals pillage and loot and sack
To pass the time of day,
But Erik the Red will not attack
Unless he has something to slay.

Go right to the source, confront the Norse.
He'll pillage your village and kill your horse.
You've never been sacked by a raging Norse?
---- Well, listen for this --
Here comes Erik the Red!