Once in jolly Paris next to a tower tall
Met to decide the sport committee
What shall we offer to bring in the rowdy crowds
"Who'll come a-break dance Olympics with me?"
Down come a lassie to dance upon the proper stage
Deck out in green, a medal to seek
And she jumped to the tune but sadly come short
"Who'll come a-break dance Olympics with me'".
Up stood the judges, clutching their score cards in hand
Offered the lassie not a single point to see
What is the dance that you've set down on the stage for us
"You'll not a-break dance Olympics for me"
The lassie from Australia had to back her bags and go
Doomimg herself to an internet meme
And her ghost will be heard as she flies back to the Billabong,
"Who'll come a-break dancing Olympics with me?"